Monday, November 30, 2009
Friday, November 27, 2009
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
How To Make A Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. Intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*arrangements she makes
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. Intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*arrangements she makes
--------------------------
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
Friday, November 20, 2009
Movie Adaptions Of Books
Been reading The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown lately. I've really enjoyed the book, a proper page-turner. With only 2 or 3 chapters of the novel left, I decided to start watching the movie version of the Da Vinci Code. After all, I already read the book... it should all make sense and fall into place, right?
Damn, what a shitty movie!
In the modern-day world it seems as though people would rather watch the movie version of a book rather than actually read a damn book and get the full experience. It's a shame. Using this story as my example, people who dismissed the book and just watched the film instead will probably wonder what all of the fuss was about... as the movie version of The Da Vinci Code was a really poor adaption. Because, after all, why read the book if you can watch the movie. Right?
In short, read books.
Damn, what a shitty movie!
In the modern-day world it seems as though people would rather watch the movie version of a book rather than actually read a damn book and get the full experience. It's a shame. Using this story as my example, people who dismissed the book and just watched the film instead will probably wonder what all of the fuss was about... as the movie version of The Da Vinci Code was a really poor adaption. Because, after all, why read the book if you can watch the movie. Right?
In short, read books.
Once upon a time, many decades ago, two goats had wandered into a Hollywood movie studio. They found some film reels and, goats being goats, one started chewing on some film. The other goat asks "How's it taste?" The goat chewing on the film answers "It's pretty good, but I liked the book better".
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Friday, November 13, 2009
Friday The 13th
Went to the dentist today with a broken tooth. Check out the bill:
Oh that reminds me, happy Friday the 13th everybody!
Oh that reminds me, happy Friday the 13th everybody!
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Thursday, November 05, 2009
Why Haven't I Seen This Photo Before??
Carrie Fisher and her stunt double napping/sunbathing during the Tatooine shoot in Return of the Jedi.
Denim Thursday, Part 4
It's that time again!
By the way, there's a damn good reason that all of the following photos are shot from the back. Believe me, if you had any idea what they looked like from the front, you'd be thanking me right now.
Now check out the stitchwork on these beauties.
More denims (than you could care to shake a stick at) next Thursday.
By the way, there's a damn good reason that all of the following photos are shot from the back. Believe me, if you had any idea what they looked like from the front, you'd be thanking me right now.
Now check out the stitchwork on these beauties.
More denims (than you could care to shake a stick at) next Thursday.
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
Eliminate Pro - Trailer
New game on the iphone - it's top notch stuff, really amazing too - and what's more, it's free!
Quote of the week: "If at any time you need addition help, just hit the Where To Find button."
Quote of the week: "If at any time you need addition help, just hit the Where To Find button."
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